A Note from the owner

A Note From The Owner-

Thank you all so much for stopping in to shop, gossip, peruse or just get a laugh until you have the courage(or balls) to purchase one of our -lesbehonest- fucking awesome designs. I live in Houston, Texas, with my Husband, 3 kids & 2 dogs-Archie & Rebel. 95% of the time, my life is a chaotic mess! I do my best to keep this shit show together, but just like most Moms & Dads- we’re all just out here wingin it.

While custom logo, graphic design, tshirt making, web design, luxurious scent creating is my passion- I wanted to create a fun blog to let it all out. The love, frustration, maddening times of raising teenagers,& preteens or whatever the intrusive thought of the day might be.

A safe space if you will-to laugh, cry, or scream with me!

I’ll turn the comment section on for these blogs, so you can judge me, laugh with me, ect ect. Who knows what these will turn into- struggling with ADD we might just fall down a few rabbit holes! Speaking of Rabbit Holes- Alice in Wonderland is my all time fave. (See, I told y’all!-Distractions)

Maybe one day I’ll write a book- then y’all can really see why I am this way, haha! Anywho- back to why this blog post was meant to exist- I just had this idea one day, right before Thanksgiving- of creating some off the wall, spicy, naughty, fucking hilarious shirts. You know, the Holidays are a time to gather, right? If you’re anything like me, you have the insufferable, judgement packed, for the love of the side eye- hmm- we’ll say “family member” (and for my family reading this, I’ll let y’all debate on who you think it is) that makes you feel, I don’t know- judged, infuriated, annoyed, whatever. And I thought, what the hell, let’s give them something to REALLY talk about,or side eye, or talk behind my back at how unclassy they think I am. *Shrug*

Maybe I’m overly sensitive, or maybe it’s from years & years of being the black sheep, who knows, but here we are.

I spent too many years of my life being a people pleaser, and worried my style, what I really wanted to be or say would be judged, or not live up to others expectations. One day, I just said- FUCK THIS. I am who I am, take it or leave it. I’m an amazing person- I have a huge heart, I’m honest & faithful, fun & quirky, I'd protect the ones I love with my life, I’m fierce, yet kind. I am ME. So, fucking hear me roar bitches. Do my tattoos drive my mother & MIL mad, yes. Will I get more? Absofuckinlutely.

I just realized that I was done living my life to satisfy everyone else, except myself. And while this took me a long while to figure out, once I did- I’ll never look back. And even if you think my designs are a little on the wild side, buckle up bitches- I’m just getting started.

So back to the point here - insert eye roll at myself- I thought, oh my God- how great would it be to roll up to that holiday party (that you really didn’t want to attend anyhow) with a highly inappropriate shirt on? Make your Mom question her parenting of you, make your Grandma gasp, make your Aunt call your cousin that annoys you after the party & say- DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE WAS WEARING?? What I’ve learned in my 35 1/2 trips around the sun is that they are going to talk

no matter what you do, or say, or wear- so why not make it fun? Wake up everyday loving yourself, and who you are, and do not EVER apologize for that shit. Life is entirely too short to not have a good time. We’re out here drowning in parenthood, finances, just trying to survive in General. Thriving on Chaos & Coffee, so-fuck it-make the best of it. I just want to be that person for you, that says the things you don’t actually SAY out loud, but you know you think it. So- why not wear it?

In addition to the shirts, I have created a few LUXURIOUS smelling scents- that will soon be on the site for you to grab as well. These scent creations are a whole fucking MOOD, you hear me? Imagine luxury meets sex! Velvety, hypnotic, elegant, and a touch of mystery.

Ok, ok. Enough of my ranting & raving. Welcome to my Chaos, we hope you’ll join us in the madness!

“We’re all quite mad here, you’ll fit right in” - The Mad Hatter

Love, Jess